the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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