Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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