How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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