it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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