We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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