I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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