Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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