Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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