I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
