I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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