Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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