remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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