You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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