Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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