Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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