This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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