We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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