we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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