Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
