Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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