Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Randomize
