I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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