He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He passed out mid-signature
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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