Cold hands, warm shart.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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