It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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