not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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