there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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