All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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