This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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