Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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