why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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