Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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