I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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