First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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