why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
