i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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