I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's rum buckets o'clock
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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