You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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