Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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