I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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