Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
MIDGETS
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I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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