His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have fence marks all over my body
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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