Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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