I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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