they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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