where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
