Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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