Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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