Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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