nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Dicks are not precious.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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