When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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