I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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