The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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