normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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