the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you win again, gameday.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You ate ashes out of my bong
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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